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Episodes
34 episodes
Ep. 32 Episode Zero Redux Part Un
We're back with a redo of our very first episode recording of the infamous Episode zero. The Cornetto Trilogy. Starting off with 2004's Shaun of the Dead.
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Episode 32
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52:15
Ep. 30 Cageway Tour Final Stop: Ghost Rider
With the Cageway Tour coming to a full stop. We watch the marvel movie we didnt ask for, back when you could just make a coming book movie, Ghost Rider. Cage, lots of Cage.
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Episode 30
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1:33:29
Ep. 29 Cageway Tour stop 3 Prisoners of the Ghostland
Nic Cage's wildest movie? Weirdest movie? Top tier Cage? Crow people? Erotic water drinking? Come on over to the Ghostland and revel in the masterpiece of Prisoners of the Ghostland. From Japanese cult directior Shion Sono comes one of cages wi...
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Episode 29
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54:58
Ep. 28 Cageway Tour Stop 2 : Con Air
Bad accent Cage? John Cusack in sandals and a suit? Steve Buscemi with a muzzle? Dave Chappell lighting people on fire? UHM YES. Head on back to 1997 with a Blockbuster that will Bust your Block.
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Episode 28
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1:14:53
Ep. 27 Mandy Cageway Tour stop 1
What's better than Nic Cage? Nic Cage on hallucinogenics. Buckle up for this ride with a horny cult, drug fueled demon dudes, a Shelley Duvall wannabe and of course, Nicolas Cage. In a rage/drug fueled rampage.
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Episode 27
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57:02
Ep. 26 Se/SEVEN/en
Lets head back to 1995, before movies were only super hero's and green screens. David Finchers Se7en, one of Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt's best performances. Delve into the 7 deadly sins from eating yourself to death, knife w...
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Episode 26
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1:23:30
Ep. 25 Butterfly Theory/ Chaos Effect
In this episode, we explore the chaos and complexity of two mind-bending movies: Chaos Theory and Butterfly Effect. Join us as we unravel the mysteries of these films, and try to make sense of the chaos and butterfly effects that shape th...
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Episode 25
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1:21:50
Ep. 24 The Good Quaid, and The Same Cruise
This weeks episode we take a nap with the precogs and watch Minority Report and Frequency. Whether its Tom Cruise running, doing weird future drugs, or eating a moldy sandwich OR Dennis Quaid smoking all the cigarettes in NYC while talking to h...
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Episode 24
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1:15:30
Ep. 23 Danger Fred Flintstone, Danger!
Join us this week , we'll rock out as we talk about Lost In Space and The Flintstones. We'll dig deep into the rocky road of Lost In Space, starring Matt Le Blanc, and yabba-dabba-do our way through The Flintstones, led by John Goodman. Join us...
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Episode 23
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1:31:48
FN'N'JfN EP. 3 Sophomore Year
Head on back to 2005 with us, from Harry Potter to Just Friends and beyond. Our faves, your faves, and no ones faves.
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Ep. 22 Thanksgiving Turkyo Drift
Our second annual Thanksgiving has come upon us. Put on your stretchy pants, hide from your in-laws and kick back with a cold beer and some pie while we take a look at Thankskilling 1 and 3 and Addams Family Values. Murder by turkey? Toas...
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Episode 22
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1:07:38
Ep. 21 Halloween Special: The Screamquel
In our 2nd halloween special we look back at the original Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street. Were they actually scary? Are we more scared to see Kevin Bacon and Johnny Depp young? Were the Remakes better?
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Episode 21
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1:29:35
Ep. 20 Disturbia: Shia Train, Last Stop
Who is ready for the reimagining of the Great Hitchcock's Rear Window. Shia at his peak but David stealing the show. Bikinis, murder, house arrest and redbull. Lets take a peak at the next door killer in 2007's Disturbia.
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Episode 20
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1:29:17
Ep. 19 Constantine: Shia Train Stop 2
The Shia train has reached the 2nd stop!! 2005's comic adaptation of Constantine. Let's cough up a lung, send some demons back to hell, stare into a cats eyes, and save the world from the son of the Devil. Faithful to the comics? Nope. Aw...
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Episode 19
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1:19:30
Ep.18 All Aboard the Shia Train: I-Robot
All aboard the SHIA TRAIN! Looking back at 2004's I-Robot, you know, back when Shia couldn't cuss? Back when you could get up, showered, dress and eating before the second verse?? Follow some breadcrumbs with Will Smith and Alan Tud...
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Episode 18
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Ep 17 The Island: Logan's Run 2 Product Placement
Who's ready for some massive and expensive explosions, loud music, inaudible dialog, obiwan and black widow, and who could forget PRODUCT PLACEMENT to Wayne's World proportions?? We are. Looking back on Michael Bay's 2005 sci-fi act...
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FN'N'JfN EP. 2 Freshman Year
Head back to the Winchester for a nice cold pint, turn on Dawn of the Dead remake, have a few pints and figure out how we're gonna steal the Declaration of Independence. We've had a few drinks and now we're heading back to 2004 with some of our...
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I Eff, therefore, I Jeff
Monologues and MORE. Going thru some of our favorites and fan favorites. From Independence Day to Midnight Mass and beyond. Welcome to the first Ep from the FN'N'JFN series where we have a few drinks and bs about some movies.
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Season 1
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Episode 1
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1:00:27
Ep.16 The Mummy: NOT you Tom Cruise
Getting sand-blasted back to 1999 with the soul sucking, tongue and eye stealing, cat screaming, beetle burrowing, sand flinging adventure movie, The Mummy. Brendan Fraiser's best work? Probably not. But man is it fun.
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Episode 16
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1:40:25
Ep. 15 Rocky and Bullwinkle: And now for something we hope you'll really like
Old cartoons? Live animation? Robert De Nero with a monocle? Brendon Fraser spraying lead in a kids movie?? Count us in. Looking back at some fun and terrible childhood favorites. and oh yea, 70 million dollars a piece in the 90s th...
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Episode 15
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1:12:34
ep.14 Chaos walking/Annihilation: Mind Snake, Dirty Bubble
Chaos Walking and Annihilation, 2 movies, 2 weird rides, 1 shit show of and episode. Whether its men's thoughts screaming all the time, or a bear screaming in a woman's voice, these movies sure are fun to watch. And of course Je...
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Episode 14
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1:47:11
ep. 13 Predator(s): Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Get ready to be HUNTED. We take a look at the Predator collection before the release of its prequel, Prey. Filled with Arnold noises, evil laughs, bad jokes, even WORSE call back lines, Eric Foreman, out of place comedy and Olivia Munn's ...
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Episode 13
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2:04:17
Ep. 12 Fifth Recall, Total Element
Lets go back to the future. Stuck on Mars paying for oxygen or stuck on a space cruise ship with Ruby, the future is going to be a hell of a ride. From amazing animatronics to terrible accents and black goo oozing, Grab your Multi-pass and enjo...
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Episode 12
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1:31:40